You KNOW The App Store Rules Are Changing When…
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It was clear that things were changing when Apple didn’t pull TruPhone from the App Store after it added its "use you cell connection to by-pass cell providers so you can make super cheap internaitonal calls" err I mean, its "Truphone Anywhere" feature this week
That was a big change but this… this has me thinking the earth has changed its rotation and hell is freezing over…
The app Pull My Finger was rejected from the App Store for being "useless" which, in this case was a euphemism for "in bad taste". Yet today this gem of an app was released… iFart Mobile!!
(EDIT: According to TUAW Pull My Finger is on the way back too! Oh, Lucky Day!)
Yes, it doesn’t even use a cute name to hide what it does. This wonderful new app…
brings endless laughs and enjoyment to its users. But iFart is much more than that. iFart has more utility, usefulness and functionality than many other iPhone apps out there.
And its useful too!
With it you get-
The SECURITY FART-
since iPhones and pdas are stolen on a daily basis, but if you are using iFart’s advanced security system you can stop criminals right in their tracks. And when thieves try to snatch your phone, they’ll be in for a shock when they’re blasted by your chosen sound effect. Most criminals know how to lie, but "it wasn’t me" isn’t going to work with iFart. Call the authorities and send these iphone stealing scumbags off to the gas chamber.
The SNEAK ATTACK-
which can literally save your life. Let’s say that you’re in a warehouse gun battle. Bad guys are closing in on you, but if you only had a distraction, you could escape. Sneak Attack is that distraction. Simply pull out your iPhone choose a sound effect and set the timer up to 30 seconds. Then place your phone in a strategic location and move silently away. When the Sneak Attack goes off, slip away or take out the bad guys when they reach for their noses.
The FART NOW feature since-
The World Today is a very stressful place. Stress causes medical problems, eating disorders, drug addiction, and leads to divorce and broken homes. If only there was an internationally recognized sound that alleviates stress, brings laughter, lowers blood pressure, clears a room, helps bring peace to the middle east and is enjoyed by both Democrats and Republicans. Well Folks… there is.. and it’s FART NOW. Simply scroll to your preferred sound effect and hit Fart Now. The World will be a better place.
That’s right dear friends, you too can own a $199 plus large monthly service fee iPhone for a… Woopie Cushion for just $2.99.
If you must, you can find it HERE in the App Store.
