myDiva – Review

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On October 19, 2009

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myDiva – Review

Our rating:

By: myDiva

Version #: 1.0

Date Released: 2009-09-07

Developer: Horny Helmet Productions

Price: 0.99

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myDiva is a wonderful app for those who fulfill two criteria:  1.  They are some sort of elitist or opera snob and 2.  They enjoy insulting people.  The app is best used if you have some sort of external speaker on your iPhone or iPod Touch, which shouldn’t be a problem unless you own a 1st generation iPod Touch.  If you do, then you have to resort to either a pair of earphones or an external speaker system.

The application is fundamentally a soundboard.  The creators hired an opera singer named Arianna Zukerman to sing various insults at people.  That’s it.  It’s great publicity for Arianna Zukerman, if you ask me.

I enjoy opera but I’m not what one would call an afficionado (I’m usually more impressed with the singing capabilities than the actual content).  Also, I’m not particularly keen on insulting people.  I find this application more annoying than anything else.  However, I will acknowledge that I likely don’t fit the criteria for the niche or target market.

The nice thing about the app store is that it’s still a young enough market to find strange apps like this.  Perhaps the creators can find a rapper next with which to do an insult soundboard.

In short, while myDiva is cute and entertaining it really doesn’t fulfill any useful function.  If you’d like a soundboard and want to spend $.99 on it (and are not a frequent visitor of the opera), I’d stick with the Army of Darkness soundboard.

Quick Take

Value:Low

Would I Buy Again:Probably not.

Learning Curve:Low

Who Is It For:Opera lovers

What I Like:Cute idea.

What I Don't Like:Limited. Interface is not terribly creative.

Final Statement:Good for opera fans, otherwise skip.

Read the Developer's Notes:
How many times have you found yourself at work, in a crowded bar or face-to-face with your arch-nemesis and needed the help of a world-class soprano to deliver the pitch-perfect punctuation to your witty retort? Well, fret no more mes amis, myDIVA’s here to lend a hand (and a great set of lungs). myDIVA’s great for:• Starting conversations• Ending conversations• Amusing friends• Insulting strangers• Encouraging attractive people to burn with desire for you• Frightening away small children, animals and the aggressively ugly• Averting international incidents with hostile third-world nationsBUT IT’S NOT ABOUT OTHERS – IT’S ALL ABOUT ME!Haven’t you said to yourself, “Oh, I wish I could be more marvelous, but in a completely classical way?” Well, your dreams have come true! With 12 sound clips perfect for any occasion, myDIVA is louder, prouder, and more fabulous than a barrel full of buxom Brunhildes.Grab your iPhone, put on your horny helmet and strap on your breastplate,‘cause you’re taking center stage as the star of the show!BUT HOW CAN I BE FABULOUS WHEN I’VE GOT A SMILE LIKE A METH-ADDICTED BRITTISH POP STAR?No worries! myDIVA is happy to lend you her luscious lips to make you look like George Clooney and Beyonce’s love child while you’re belting out a glass-shattering high note. Just hold your iPhone under your nose, press the special gold button and voila! You’re bustin’ out bel canto with a bocca bella that even Angelina would envy.
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